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August 21, 2015

Dear Sober Buddha,

How can I clean out funky energy in the new car I bought yesterday? Is there a super-mindful way to do it?

Thanks,
Chuck F.

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August 22, 2015

Chuck,

Try this technique. It works every time.

– Get a cheap $12.00 car wash.
– Drive home and park the car facing east if possible.
– Turn off engine, radio, etc.
– Roll down all windows.
– Make sure ashtrays are empty and clean.
– Vacuum interior if the car wash missed anything.
– Remove bags, boxes, clothes, papers, etc.
– Kneel or sit leaning forward in back seat.
– State silently your intention for saying the car…..(why you are doing it – what you want to clean out – what spirit you want to bring in.)
– Light sage and move at arm’s length in clockwise circles as you pivot to all 4 compass points N, S, E and W.
– Repeat until you “feel” car energy is clear.
– Close eyes and thank the sage.
– Put any remaining sage in a Baggie under driver seat.
– Put a Led Zeppelin CD in and play “Stairway to Heaven.”

Your friend,
Sober Buddha

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