- I want to finish my “Scandal” marathon on Netflix first.
- It’s from Satan.
- The Adderall makes me too jittery to sit still.
- The kids keep interrupting me.
- My husband said it’s a fad.
- I don’t believe what Anderson Cooper said about it on 60 Minutes.
- I’ve been meditating every day for three months, and I’m still not enlightened.
- Going to the gym makes me feel better.
- Health insurance doesn’t cover it.
- Yoga’s better for you, isn’t it?
- I thought vipassana was a kind of Italian sausage.
- I heard you have to become a vegetarian.
- Let me see if cognitive-behavioral therapy works better first.
- If it’s so great, why don’t they teach it in schools?
- My NRA buddies would laugh at me.
- I can’t name one famous American meditator.
- I don’t believe in just sitting and playing games in my own head.
- If meditation is so great, why is there so much poverty in India?
- Who cares if it makes prisoners feel happier?
- I can’t do it all by myself.
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